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Name: Josh
Country: United States
State: North Carolina
Birthday: 6/6/1985
Gender: Male


Occupation: Retired


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Member Since: 1/28/2004

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Currently Playing
Sunburn
By Fuel
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....blah....that's kinda how i feel...some nights just bite the big one


Saturday, March 20, 2004

so why do people really write in these journals?  what is their motivation to write something online so that everyone can read it?  I think i finally have an answer.  I wrote in this journal because the one person i talked to was busy.  Sadly enough, i think people write in these journals because they don't have anyone to release to.  This is their release and it's good because people actually read it.  I guess it's not sad...it's just another way for people.  Ever since i've been able to talk to someone and really put my time into them, i stopped wrtiting in this thing....this thing doesn't give feedback and love - don't waste your time spillin into this...find someone you can fill up instead.


Thursday, February 26, 2004

haha...yes i'm laughing b/c i had a great day - ahhh what a great day - it was a great day indeed a great day - so i played my guitar a lot today...and broke an E string - that sucks cause now i can't play stuff i like to play until i replace those strings - right....and i didn't fall asleep in any of my classes - that was good - and i got out of english early - that was funny cause i think i made the teacher mad - sometimes i can't help but ask the question that everyone else is afraid to - and i payed attention in physics and i'm gona do good on the test - i have to - have to have to have to - and let's see....oh then i "hung up" on luaren.  that too was funny - and i saw a great movie - intolerable cruelty - great movie - really funny - and now i'm going to bed after some alone time with big G up top - oh yea - i also talked with my accountability partner about all the stuff going on with me and with him - so that was good....

my tip for the day is this...maybe you should check your mail...you never know who sent ya something! (i wonder how long it will take for this one)


Tuesday, February 24, 2004

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No Rain / Drive / Soak the Sin
By Blind Melon
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Men's List:

Finally, the guys side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
*Please note ... these are all numbered "1"  ON PURPOSE!

1.    Learn to work the toilet seat.  You're a big girl.  If it's up, put it down.  We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.    Sunday = Sports.  It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.  Let it be.

1.    Shopping is NOT a sport.  And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1.    Crying is blackmail.

1.    Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!  Strong hints do not work!   Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1.    Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.    Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.  That's what we do.  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.    A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.

1.    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.   In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1.    If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1.    If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.

1.    If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.    You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.   If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.    Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.    Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1.    ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.   Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.   Pumpkin is also a fruit.  We have no idea what mauve is.

1.    If it itches, it will be scratched.  

1.    If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.   We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.    If you ask a question you don't want us to answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.    When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...  Really.

1.    Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1.    You have enough clothes.

1.    You have too many shoes.

1.    I am in shape.  Round is a shape.

1.    Thank you for reading this:  Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.


Thursday, February 19, 2004

haha- it's been a week since i wrote somethin in here - that's a long time - we lost our bball game last night which means we are done - i'm ok with that - it was fun while it lasted - i'm gona try and get a job again today - i need to work cause i'm low on da dough - and lets see...i got girl scout cookies yesterday, so i'm officially the man - two boxes working down to one - hmmmm....and sam has got me playin gtaiii again even though i already beat the storyline part of the game - right - so i'm gona go shower cause my hair is stickin straight up and all - sounds good



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